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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby Rich » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:25 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Did Sven ever get his shirt? :lol:
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby beavis » Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:28 pm

Rich wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

Did Sven ever get his shirt? :lol:


I don't remember, but now he says he wants an Xrocks shirt :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mutter something about it will help get splenda back :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby Seth » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:06 pm

beavis wrote:
Rich wrote: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did Sven ever get his shirt? :lol:


I don't remember, but now he says he wants an Xrocks shirt :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mutter something about it will help get splenda back :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: Poor Sven. I hope has hasn't let the depression fade his complexion too much. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby Robo » Wed Jun 24, 2009 3:53 pm

Seth wrote: :lol: :lol: Poor Sven. I hope has hasn't let the depression fade his complexion too much. :lol: :lol: :lol:


Sven got faded? I thought Beavis was the drinker and Sven was the DD. :lol:
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby Robo » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:44 pm

Hey Beavis....
Where is Splenda anyways? Did her and Sven ever get back together, or is that why he still sleeps in your garden?
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby beavis » Thu Jun 25, 2009 5:59 pm

Robo wrote:Hey Beavis....
Where is Splenda anyways? Did her and Sven ever get back together, or is that why he still sleeps in your garden?


ah Splenda....

You know, we need to start from the beginning and tell the whole sordid story from the beginning doncha think?

I still remember the day Sven came into the house.....
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Like most people that visit my house, they arrive naked and confused...
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luckily we quickly gave him something to wear and a TV remote to ease his fears
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It wasnt long before he settled into his fulltime job as scarecrow and swing monitor...
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His attraction to the co-worker was immediate, they shared the same things in common, Tequila, no ability to talk or dress themselves...
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby beavis » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:03 pm

Sven always looked forward to his rides in the H2...
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But it was growing apparent the relationship with Splenda was not working out...

Sven was drawn to a certain Nigerian woman with a taste for liquor and inexperienced men and mannequins....
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Sven became a barfly, needing to don shades to hide his severe hangovers...
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby beavis » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:06 pm

Things grew worse, Splenda fell for a 12 inch tall puppet with a penchant for violence...

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Splenda bought Sven a pith helmet for their first year anniversary, but he was not amused...
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Sven got his first DUI, ended up briefly in the slammer cranking out license plates...
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby beavis » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:09 pm

Sven had a brief to do with the Nigerian woman, sending SPlenda reeling...
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With their scarecrow gone, the chickens grew quite confused..
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby beavis » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:13 pm

So Sven is back now, working as a scarecrow again, but no children watching after his last court order....

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Sven searches for hours on facebook for Splenda, taking silly quizzes and posting things like "I bought toilet paper today, thought I would share."

Hoping Splenda will take notice and come back, only time will tell.

Rumor has it Splenda lost her gig in Nashville as a combo Tarot card reader, blackjack dealer...
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby Robo » Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:34 pm

:cry: :cry: :cry: so sad :cry: :cry: :cry:

give me a minute :cry: I need a tissue :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby Seth » Thu Jun 25, 2009 7:21 pm

That definitely sums up the story of Sven. It was very moving beav.

So, what really did happen to Splenda? Is she still around your place or did she run off with the mailman?
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby Bellvis » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:20 am

LMAO Beav!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: ATTN: Beav

Postby beavis » Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:51 am

Bellvis wrote:LMAO Beav!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



I thought you would love an update :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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