OFFICIAL JOKE PAGE

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An old couple are laying in bed late one night. They had just finished making love when the wife spoke "That's it, I can't take it any longer. We are going to marriage counseling tomorrow." The next morning the old man obliges and goes to counseling.

The therapist asks the old woman "Why do you feel you two need counseling after 40 years of marriage? Usually couples who have been married that long are able to work things out."

The wife answers "When we make love its is always the exact same way. He always takes top and after he finishes he always blows his nose. The very same thing every time. 40 years, same thing. I just need some variety in bed."

The therapist looks at the husband sitting stoically arms crossed and says "So what about it, are you willing to add a little variety to your love life?"

The old man replies "Not a chance, my fathers last words to me before he died were "Don't screw up and keep your nose clean."

[FootFoot]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the desert.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto awakens the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says:
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the
morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and
insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo .... Someone stole tent." --

this is sooooooooooo funny

[FootFoot]

... They voted for change......I gave it to them.


I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

Only sort of laughing as I work in healthcare and the big O is having his way with us.only with no lube included

Every aspect of the US as we know is it is suffering at his hands; everything that serves and protects us. Tragedy. As a single woman, I tell you it is almost fearful for me. We all need lube included

Obama or not, If you guys have had it so good the last 13 years, you could have shared it with me. I cannot blame an innocent man....just to "belong".........i been need some lube, 20 years ago.

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Obama or not, If you guys have had it so good the last 13 years, you could have shared it with me. I cannot blame an innocent man....just to "belong".........i been need some lube, 20 years ago.

Lets be loyal to the topic and leave this page to joke telling. If your looking for a debate I'd happily join you on this thread:http://www.hummerxclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=14610