An old couple are laying in bed late one night. They had just finished making love when the wife spoke "That's it, I can't take it any longer. We are going to marriage counseling tomorrow." The next morning the old man obliges and goes to counseling.
The therapist asks the old woman "Why do you feel you two need counseling after 40 years of marriage? Usually couples who have been married that long are able to work things out."
The wife answers "When we make love its is always the exact same way. He always takes top and after he finishes he always blows his nose. The very same thing every time. 40 years, same thing. I just need some variety in bed."
The therapist looks at the husband sitting stoically arms crossed and says "So what about it, are you willing to add a little variety to your love life?"
The old man replies "Not a chance, my fathers last words to me before he died were "Don't screw up and keep your nose clean."